do accept sweets from strangers.
one day wallace was walking through the back alley of the local fish and chip shop. hanging his head low. and scuffling his feet. then all of a sudden he saw the most amazing site... a hole in one of the crusty housing fences seemed to burn bright white. but he wasnt small enough to fit through. what was that light? a man suddenly appeared and offered him a werthers original. and a single chip. "take the mint to shrink. and the chip to grow". and he walked away. "what a batty old man!", wallace thought to himself. and sucked on the mint in wry humour. but all of a sudden. the bright hole became bigger. and he became smaller.

step into the light my son.
wallace tentatively walked thru the battered fence. his eyes were not decieved. what was this? a land full of cherry drops and sugar drop fairies! little playboy bunnies were jumping around on toadstools. giggling seductively to the caterpillar with his twenty-seven arms and legs. a boy rabbit appeared at his side. "what do you think of our world?". wallace replied. "i think that i should of broken into peoples back gardens a long time ago. instead of screaming angsty music in my bedroom". "this is a strange place", the rabbit said, "things that are good. can easily be the reverse". "so how is it any different to earth?", wallace asked. "would you rather not go home?", the rabbit enquired. "home?", said wallace, "there's no place like home. and no home like this place". "very well", smirked the rabbit, "i'll give you two days". but wallace knew that he would want to live there forever. it felt so right. he looked at the mouldy chip. and threw it into the river.

why cant all endings stay in fantasy? this world does.

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