i shall let you into some internet secrets.
there are things in this box of wires that have helped me become the well adjusted weirdy that i am. pages can make you smile. pages can make you chuckle pages can make you inspired. pages can touch your hurt. pages can amaze you. and pages can bore you. tis my mission that the latter should not be the case. click on the links below. and experiment by just writing random words. and you find a whole host of surrealist sites.

dinasours wish they had the power of the internet. and of speech. mebbe if they could sit down and express their emotions... they wouldnt need to go around eating innocent herbivores.

Search Engines - they were here and i thought i'd keep them so u can do what i do and type in random words and go crazy
AltaVista You know us as the Internet's original search engine.
Lycos One of the most visited hubs on the Internet reaching one out of every two web users.
Yahoo! With over half a million sites divided into more than 25,000 categories, Yahoo! is both browseable and searchable.
InfoSeek GO Network is a new brand that brings together the very best of the Internet in one, easy to use place.

links to things
www.oriental.com make sure you go to the "inspirational" section. i just love the 'jesus loves you' cellophane bags. and the wreath craft kits. buy a foam visor that proves you went to bible camp... tis all here. and extremely fun.
www.whitehouse.org not what it seems. this is a spoof. sex, guns, and rock'n'roll all featured. has a kiddies page for all you young ones out there. and you can even link to the fbi webpage. where they let you print up your very own identity card.
www.bullseyeart.com the most surrealist animations ever. home of the addictable 'rat chicken' and 'space dog'. theme tunes are too memorable its scary
www.diaryland.com thousands of kiddo's diaries online. can be very enthralling. and very beautiful. some are very disturbing.
www.twinkiesproject.com blow up a tweenie. radiate it. talk to it. all these experiments have been performed under highly scientific conditions. always good to see the science community to invest themselves into trully worthwhile projects.

www.forteantimes.com real schpooky goings on. some great stories featured here. tis where i learnt about lunar rainbows. ghostie and paranormal extravaganza.
www.jippii.ie/ie/games/ here you can play mini golf. battle carrots. javelin. long jump. diving. wormy games. all very addictive. but also rather hard. takes practice. and you can always go into the games room and contend against another user.
www.zthing.com always a classic. animations. spoof songs. fun games. i especially love the addictive doggy game. where you have to get him across the road and onto the presidents lap. very cute.