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there once was an ugly duckling...
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but not anymore. dadde said that he thought twould be lovely cooked at gas mark three. so here we are at the greengrocers to buy an orange to flavour the ducky. and while we were there. she told us the most amazing stories...
hello. *waves*. im a girly. and i will lead you through the storybook land of wonderment. hold onto your grapes kids... twill be a rocky ride. |
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never forget that elephants forget.
my granne looks like an elephant. does yours? she has crinkly grey skin. and mumme says she's alot heavier than she used to be. but elephants never forget? so then how come she forgot to put her tusks in today? just give her a peanut to cheer her up. oh no.. actually dont... twill cause havoc with her ivory.
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elephant rides in the park.
my elephant used to take me into the amazon. there were tree's everywhere. and logs made into swings. twas such an adventure land. parrots squawked in the trees. and there was a little concrete hole filled with water and bugs. twas near little hampton i believe... i ate sand while my elephant drank her smelly yellow liquid out of a bottle. she always hiccuped afterwards. and turned pink. like dumbo.
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peanuts and mice dont mix.
when my elephant started to hiccup pink elephant bubbles. i knew that things werent going quite right. she always seemed to go crazy these days. and used to talk to her little friend called jeremy. i liked him. he was a little mouse. who wore a little red suit. with hat and bow tie. no one else understood about our little mousey except for me and my elephant. and when i told mumme. she took me away. and i wasnt allowed out with my elephant again.
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circus men with wheelchairs.
one day. twas a thursday i think. my elephant was taken away. she was off to join the zoo. where they kept her in a cage. and fed her mushy foods. she wasnt allowed out in the wild anymore. mumme said that she needed to be taken care of. i went to see her once. and she said that they had chained her up. and she was rearing around. trying to stomp them out. but they fastened her to the floor. and she couldnt get away. my elephant doesnt blow pink bubbles anymore. and she mutters about jeremy in her sleep. i looked at the sunset. and i realised. that yellow smelly liquid had to be better than a zoo.
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i went to the animal fair... the elephants and the mice were there